Some people would scream sexual harassment at my job and they would have to close the entire plant down. Let's see I've been hugged. I've seen a male apendage. I've seen an outline of a member. I've been brushed up against intentionally. And I'm sure that if I was married I would have experienced much, much more.
Tonight I asked a dear co-worker if he ever gets sleepy. Sometimes, but if he does he has this plan that helps him wake up. I'm all ears now. The plan is you take off a piece of clothes until you wake up. And if I got to the point that I take my shirt off to come into the plant and get him so he can tell me the next step.
All my bills $1,238,467.99
All my luxuries $34,983.99
Silly men at my job $0.10 per Dozen