After discovering that my period came on - the pills work. They really do work. I wanted some more ice cream. I remembered getting a postcard in the mail for a free single waffle cone from Brusters. I searched high and low for it and I found it in the second drawer of my nightstand. That's my safe spot for stuff. I went and ordered the Cake Batter Ice Cream, but they didn't have it, but the guy suggested that I would like the Birthday Cake Ice Cream. Gottomighty. He ain't never lied. Okay, remember the CB was magically delicious - well put some sprinkles in it and some blue icing and you have Birthday Cake Ice Cream. I might go back and get a whole ice cream cake and eat all by myself.
Back to the serious part. Women have periods every month. They hate them too. Well after some eight months of amenorrhea, I'm happy.